Do It Yourself Super Mario Piranha Plant Cat Tree

February 25, 2013


Whoa -- easy on the catnip, bro.

This is the Super Mario piranha plant cat tree made by Instructables user Geckoo_Designs. It's not like, a super PRO quality Super Mario piranha cat tree, but it's decent. Definitely better than you or I could do. Now I know you hate it when I speak for you, but my voice is way more soothing. I've got this this deep booming man-voice. If life were a school play I would definitely be cast as the voice of God. ADAM AND EVE -- PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND WEAR THEM IN SHAME, YOU'RE OUT OF THE GARDEN. Greg and Katie -- get naked, you're my new pet project.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees the best cat trees aren't even trees at all -- they're shrubs. Okay that sounded way better in my head.

  • JJtoob

    I speak animal, and he says it's good enough to postpone your demise for a week.

  • Closet Nerd

    It'd be funnier if the cats could fall down the pipes
    ..... just sayin

  • Guest

    It would be more humorous if the domesticated felines were to sink within the cylindrical plumbing fixtures.

  • $19154271

    No, but you know what would be funny? If the felines could scurry down the cylindrical plumbing fixture.

  • Closet Nerd

    Why can't it be both?! Maybe have a coin box above the pipe too?
    ..... just sayin

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