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Daaaaw: BMW Designs 4-Year Old's Dream Car For Him

February 8, 2013 / bavarian motor works, bmw, car, daaaaaw, dreams really do come true, good job, hello 0.000001-MPG, kids, man i want a car trunk i can play in, that's a lot of engines and wheels (but still not enough i say double them), toys, transportation, turn on a dime? that thing couldn't turn on a million dollar bill!, zoom zooooooom

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After a request was posted on Jolopnik via reader Ben asking for help designing his 4-year old nephew's dream BMW, the car manufacturer itself stepped up and came up with this design. I don't know about you, but I would drive the hell out of that (probably off a cliff). The kid's requests were:

- It's a BMW

- 42 wheels, and of course 42-wheel drive
- It is powered by 19 Porsche engines, each producing 459 horsepower.
- The engines are all linked to a single transmission.
- Power output is subdivided to all those wheels via a series of limited-slip differentials
- There are seats and three steering wheels, and all three can drive the car at the same time.
- The trunk is full of toys and you can play in it

The model name that I came up with is "4219ELi" - 42 wheels, 19 engines, an Extra Long wheelbase, and fuel injection.

Man, I remember drawing my dream cars when I was a kid. They always wound up looking like tanks with wings. Then I'd draw a bunch of big-boobied bikini chicks around them like they were at a car show. You ever drawn a girl so good looking you actually wanted to be with her in real life? "Maybe." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, you're worse than those guys who marry anime characters.

Thanks to Grizzles, who agrees that thing better have an iPod dock. Or at least a six-CD changer.

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There are Comments

  • CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED BRO

  • This doesn't really look nice and I am sure will not perform either.

  • Graig

    i never drew cars, i drew spaceships.

  • alejost848

    But... will it blend?

  • Superior_Joe

    I call bullshit. No way a 4-year-old boy would ask for limited-slip differentials but completely neglect to include flame throwers and/or rocket launchers.

  • Scott C. Allen

    Did you even read it... "BMW designs 4 year olds dream car" The kid came up with the ridiculousness and BMW figured out what it would take to make it work.

  • Superior_Joe

    Riiiiiiight.... that totally explains why there are zero bazookas or laser cannons.

  • BUT HOW CAN YOU TURN!

  • With a car that awesome, the road would bend to your will.

  • Looks like shit and performs like a train.

  • aaronanalog

    I have a hard time believing a 4 year old know what "Power output is subdivided to all those wheels via a series of limited-slip differentials" means.

  • The dad obviously helped the kid to translate the whole thing into understandable specs. Love the design. If I were still a kid, I would giggle just by looking at it.

  • Closet Nerd

    MLIG..... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    ^ anyone know what that means?
    You might know if you've been coming to this site for the past 4 years.... just sayin

  • Jared Gonzales

    FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie blah blah blah

    no one remembers your stupid MLIG. People will always remember Daisy, even if they hated her.

  • Closet Nerd

    I remember Daisy... and MLIG is GW's thing, I didn't start that
    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I wonder if they could re-create that car in Gran Turismo 5? That'd be awesome!
    ..... just sayin

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    someone doesn't beat their child enough. that design could never work.

  • Let the kids dream a little :)

  • the road would bend to your will.... http://www.Hugedealprofit73dol...

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