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Count Me In: How To Make Your Own Super Gushers Out Of Regular Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, And Fruit By The Foot

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Ever dreamed of eating a Gusher THE SIZE OF A SMUSHED BASEBALL? If you're anything like me you have, because three-quarters of my dreams involve overeating. The other quarter are nightmares involving ghosts and my ass. Take a bunch of Gushers, wrap them in a layer of Fruit Roll-Ups, then wrap those in Fruit By The Foot. BOOM -- SUPER GUSHERS. "But where's the actual liquid gush?" Yeah, they kinda f***ed that part up, didn't they? Okay here's what you do: after completing your Super Gusher make sure it's water-tight, then inject it with a Capri-Sun pouch. BOOMSHAKALAKA! "Wow, you're like, REALLY into this." I don't have a lot going on in life right now.

Hit the jump for two more shots of the diabetes ball.

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Thanks to chichi, who agrees all fruit snacks are best eaten wadded up into a ball and jammed in your mouth at once. Amen to that!

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