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Count Me In: How To Make Your Own Super Gushers Out Of Regular Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, And Fruit By The Foot

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Ever dreamed of eating a Gusher THE SIZE OF A SMUSHED BASEBALL? If you're anything like me you have, because three-quarters of my dreams involve overeating. The other quarter are nightmares involving ghosts and my ass. Take a bunch of Gushers, wrap them in a layer of Fruit Roll-Ups, then wrap those in Fruit By The Foot. BOOM -- SUPER GUSHERS. "But where's the actual liquid gush?" Yeah, they kinda f***ed that part up, didn't they? Okay here's what you do: after completing your Super Gusher make sure it's water-tight, then inject it with a Capri-Sun pouch. BOOMSHAKALAKA! "Wow, you're like, REALLY into this." I don't have a lot going on in life right now.

Hit the jump for two more shots of the diabetes ball.

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Thanks to chichi, who agrees all fruit snacks are best eaten wadded up into a ball and jammed in your mouth at once. Amen to that!

There are Comments.
  • Joe Sayre

    Ate it, Was delicious. BUT it required a lot of chewing and my mouth actually kind of started to hurt a bit about 1/2 way through. All in all, good flavor (the fruit roll ups are sometimes a bit bland, but the gushers and Fruit By The Foots are much sweeter) is everything is kind of the same ballpark (Berry) the little ball ends up quite awesome indeed. I think this might be the only one of these I ever make simply due to the fact it was like 5 dollars to make it, but if you can spare the expense, it's worth trying.

  • Taiyaki

    The mother of gushers... what is this?

  • Idlethoughts

    No one, Really? *sigh* fine I'll do it.
    Yo dawg, I heard you like gushers...

  • Ariella Diamond

    There has to be something terribly wrong with me because I really want that.

  • slightly.

  • I don't have a lot going on in life right now. ... http://www.Chooseyourjob72doll...

  • I'm gettin real tired of your shit Carmen.

  • This looks like something Epic Meal Time would do. Here's Candy Sushi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Disgusting and fascinating at the same time. Like a butterfly with diarrhea.

  • Closet Nerd

    I love diarrhea, it is tastey as fuck
    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    that is quite the mental picture
    ..... just sayin

  • Inappropriate replies in order of thought.
    1. The best things come on the internet. I mean, from. FROM the internet.
    2. PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
    3. 4:02 never wanted to be a dude's face so bad.

  • $18922249

    Looks like something out of the movie Hook.

  • Enjoy losing your leg to diabetes when you hit 34.

  • Idlethoughts

    That's not how sugar works, unless he's making a habit of this, that is.

  • Why wait?!! *runs out of house and jumps in car*

  • NOTALAWYERBUTIPLAYONEONTV

    I have never seen a more appropriate use of BOOMSHAKALAKA.

  • OMG YES. I would inhale that wad of deliciousness faster than an x'ed out Kirby.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    speak more of your desire to quickly inhale a wad....it intrigues me

  • is it too late for me to join this inhaling wad party?

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