Conceptual Dildomaker Carves Anything Into A Peen

February 15, 2013


This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It's like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you're gonna want to carry around in a purse. Truthfully, I'm not sure if a device like that would even be capable of carving dildos. Besides, I'm sorry Francesco, but good dildos aren't made, they're found. "Just stop." You see this weird shaped river rock I found? Here, hold it. "Nice weight. Admittedly, it's not bad." Right? It's been in my keister.

Thanks to beeps, who informed me the only good dildo you actually FIND is at the bottom of the bargain bin at the sex store. Really? The last time I looked there weren't anything but banana flavored condoms down there.

  • inconspicuous

    geez, gw... you forgot the nsfw. I am dissapoint.

  • porcupinity

    Edward Penishands gets the whole new meaning.

  • Proctor

    That's funny because my peen looks like a carrot.

  • McfeelySmackup

    the obvious question is "what if I put my penis in it"

  • Idlethoughts

    Sex toy factory worker: I did it. I finally did it.

    Psychiatrist: Oh god, you mean you-

    STFW: -put my dick in the dildo carver? Yeah. I got fired of course, but I'm glad to finally have gotten it over with, suppressing the urge to do it was driving me crazy.

    Psyc: But, uh... did you- how would- um... what happened to the dildo carver?

    STFW: Oh, she got fired too.

  • JJtoob

    One that begs to be answered.

  • JJtoob

    Got peen shape trouble? Stick yours in this device and grind away the imperfections!

  • Idlethoughts

    Your avatar is highly appropriate at the moment.

  • Finally! A convenient tool to help me create all those shoddy cocks I've always wanted to make.

    But really. If you're already using random objects as dildos does it really matter what they look like?

  • ZomBBombeR

    I think your definitely on to something here.

  • Michelle

    I kept reading.. waiting for a star trek reference.

  • Guest

    Preventing scurvy in pornstars since 2013.

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