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Coco Brown Aims To Be First Adult Film Star In Space

February 11, 2013 / adult movies, i can't even tell you how many times i've considered a life in adult film (before looking down and realizing it would have to be some sort of sad mini-peen fetish film), i'm jealous (and not just because i've seen her boobs before but they are really nice), my my!, outerspace, p0rn, space, there's a first time for everything, weightlessness

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Because there's a first time for everything, adult film actress Coco Brown (whose films I'm sure we're all familiar with even though we'll pretend we've never seen anything raunchier than the dry-humping they show on Cinemax) plans to be the first adult film star in space. Unfortunately, not to shoot a movie.

Brown has apparently booked a seat aboard a suborbital private space plane for a March 2014 mission arranged by the space tourism company Space Expedition Corporation (SXC).


"I've always had a love of space," the porn star told U.K. newspaper, The Sun. "I'm an adventurous person and I thrive off of excitement. I'm ready to do something that many would never attempt, and I'm going to tackle it successfully and have another fantastic story to tell."

SXC plans to launch passenger flights into suborbital space from the Caribbean island of Curacao using the two-person Lynx space plane under development by the commercial spacecraft company XCOR Aerospace based in Mojave, Calif. The spacecraft is designed to fly one passenger and one pilot to the edge of space and back for a ticket price of about $95,000.

Oh you think you're going to be the first adult film star in space, do you? Not if I get there first! "GW? There's absolutely no way you're a p0rn star." I've made solo videos!

Hit the jump for a video of Coco practicing her weightlessness aboard a plane.

Thanks to Kristin, who agrees every human should get to experience what a boob feels like in space.

There are Comments
  • Girgear

    Zero-G love... zero-G love.... 4,3,2,1... Zero-G Love!

  • It's sickening that she can afford to do this (presumably) with what she makes as an 'adult film star'.

  • "Let those who don't have porn-ish names be the first to slut shame."

  • Superior_Joe

    ...also the first person in space to have ever had actual sex.

  • Zach V

    I know of a few girls at my university that would say astronaut is one of the sexiest job titles possible.

  • $18922249

    If Neil Armstrong didn't get laid... He did it wrong.

  • JimmyThr

    You know that's not true

  • Closet Nerd

    Boobies in Zero Gravity FTMFW
    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Butt-Pirate

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    ...just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I just noticed your icon picture... LOVE IT
    ..... just sayin

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    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Butt-Pirate

    I will see your wife, kids, house and career and raise you a wife and 3 girlfriends (all swimsuit models) who all willingly share, children who by the age of 5 already graduated MIT, a 10,000 sq ft home in all 50 states, each one with it's own producing gold mine, I am the CEO of all Fortune 100 companies, I have a 8,000 car garage and 3 rocketships that I take to the moon for vacation. See...I can write words too.
    ....just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I KNOW how big my cock is... I don't need to 'turn a dime into a dollar'
    "I always inhale the truth so I don't exhale lies"
    ..... just sayin

  • Copedizzle

    I feel bad for your children

  • well that escalated quickly

  • p0rnlink

    I SMELL A BARE KNUCKLE BOXING MATCH BREWING

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