This is the custom Boba Fett mixer created by DeviantARTist tommyfilth (please, just bathe) while refurbishing the broken KitchenAid his wife bought him for Christmas (which, for the record, he requested -- she's not just some terrible gift-giver). Man, that thing would look great next to my...hotplate. I told you I don't have a toaster or microwave right? It's like a live in cave. Except it's not a cave, it's a 2001 Ford Explorer with 320,000 miles and bad brakes.
Thanks to Lucas, who agrees the best mixers are the ones where everybody wears a name tag and tries to go home with a stranger.