Because Pokemon and beer pong are both serious business, here's a homemade table combining the two. You can only play beer pong on it though, the Game Boys don't actually play Pokemon. "Aw man, I thought they did." That's because you're an idiot. "I was being facetious." Oh sure, now I look like the idiot. I'm tired of this, somebody stick a fork in me -- I'm down. "Seriously?" No, just gassy.
Thanks to the absolute worst life coach ever, Terry, who convinced me to go buy $40 worth of lotto scratchers last night and I won NOTHING. F***ing zeeeeeeero.
This is a series of washable drinkware from Red Cup Living (you know, because SOLO cups are a lifestyle like Netflix) that look like the classic red kegger cups. They're not though, they're sturdier and dishwasher safe and cost $4-$10 per cup. Me? I'm afraid my keg partying... / Continue →
This is a homemade (you can tell by the beach towel) drinking Battleship setup. If you do the math (which I had a friend do for me on account of the double digits), the loser winds up taking 16 shots. That's a lot. Unless they're playing with beer (which I suspect), then it'... / Continue →
Did somebody say beer pong and taco night?
This is a travel beer pong table decorated with a bunch of epoxied PokÃ©mon cards by Tom Sejkora's. DAMMIT TOM, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT -- DID YOU HAVE ME OVER TO PLAY BEER PONG OR POKEMON? Twister?! You know I'm down.
My inspirati... / Continue →