Because Pokemon and beer pong are both serious business, here's a homemade table combining the two. You can only play beer pong on it though, the Game Boys don't actually play Pokemon. "Aw man, I thought they did." That's because you're an idiot. "I was being facetious." Oh sure, now I look like the idiot. I'm tired of this, somebody stick a fork in me -- I'm down. "Seriously?" No, just gassy.
Thanks to the absolute worst life coach ever, Terry, who convinced me to go buy $40 worth of lotto scratchers last night and I won NOTHING. F***ing zeeeeeeero.