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Zombie Hunting Jeep Comanche For Sale On eBay

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Geekologie reader Killa Kadoogen is selling his Zombie Response Jeep Comanche Pioneer, and his inevitable loss of life at the hands of the undead can now be your gain. I looked long and hard at the listing, and from what I gathered the features that differentiate this zombie hunting Jeep for a regular Jeep are mostly the decals. Still, maybe that's enough to scare the hoard away. "Zombies can't read." Well there goes that plan. Plan B: hot air balloons and Molotov cocktails. Just don't set our basket on fire like you did last time. "Give me some credit, I managed to put it out with urine." I know you did, and I don't ever want to have to see your wiener again. "You didn't have to look." I HAD TO MAKE SURE IT WAS ACTUALLY GOING OUT. If we had crashed and died my friends would have a field day with that!

THE GEEKOLOGIE WRITER

1981-2013
HE DIED IN A BALLOONING ACCIDENT WITH A STRANGER WHO HAD HIS PENIS OUT

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There are Comments.
  • Cortney A.

    Real zombie survivalist know that a bicycle is the best form of transportation

  • Sisco

    These aren't as uncommon as you'd think. A lot of the Jeepers put stuff like this on their Jeeps.

  • Looks cheap. And no, my mom isn't cheap, (in case you are planning to say so).

  • mldnlght

    zombies are those brown people trying to cross the border from mexico, right?

  • Manish Shah

    Another classifieds site is Get Me the - www.getmethe.com

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    so it has a few stickers and gas cans, and now its story worthy?..... yawn

  • Andrew

    FIRST

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