In terrifically boring news, Hasbro has decided to replace one of Monopoly's game pieces with a new one and YOU get to vote which old one gets the boot(!) and which one new one takes its place. These are exciting times we live in!
"The tokens are one of the most iconic parts of the Monopoly game and we know that people are emotionally tied to their favorite one," Eric Nyman, senior vice president and global brand leader for Hasbro told the Daily Mail. "When we decided to replace one of the tokens in the game, we knew we had to involve our fans in the process. We can't wait to see which iconic piece will 'go to jail' and which new token the fans will choose to become part of one of the world's most popular games."
I always play at the top hat because I am a FANCY DUDE. "You have dried spaghetti on your shirt." I know, it's from a really fancy restaurant I just went to. "You're wearing the Chef Boyardee label on your shirt like a name tag." That IS my name tag, I'm hosting a charity ball later. "You're lying." If I'm lying I'm dying! *clutches chest, collapses to floor* Jk jk, I'm not really dead. Nice shoes.
Thanks to Deathheart, who has the kind of name you don't expect to be sending you tips about Monopoly.