This is a video of an industrial robot that's been programmed to carve logs into stools with a chainsaw. Afterwards, the stools are sold to the folks who came to watch the robot in action. Wow, what a fun way to spend a Saturday morning! "You're joking." Of course I'm joking, now let's go antiquing. "Seriously?" No, let's go to brunch and chug all-you-drink Bloody Mary's until our vomit looks like blood.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Adam L, who would pay good money to watch a robot with a chainsaw hack itself to pieces (but like, from a safe distance).