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WTF Was That?: Robot With A Chainsaw Carving Stools

January 23, 2013 / admittedly it does cut a pretty decent looking stool, chainsaw, chairs, count me out, cutting things, deathbot, made in robotic hell, robot, sitting on things, thank god it's not on tank treads or we could have a real threat on our hands here, the internet is near dry i'm sorry okay?, wheeeeee, whenever i hear the world stool i always think of the first time the vet told me i needed to bring her a bag of my dog's shit, wood is good

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This is a video of an industrial robot that's been programmed to carve logs into stools with a chainsaw. Afterwards, the stools are sold to the folks who came to watch the robot in action. Wow, what a fun way to spend a Saturday morning! "You're joking." Of course I'm joking, now let's go antiquing. "Seriously?" No, let's go to brunch and chug all-you-drink Bloody Mary's until our vomit looks like blood.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Adam L, who would pay good money to watch a robot with a chainsaw hack itself to pieces (but like, from a safe distance).

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There are Comments

  • I think that my friend, chainsaw carver, will be pissed when he see this video.
    No more jobs for him. :)

  • Well that was anticlimactic!

  • Paul

    I was really hoping for the robot to bring the chainsaw down around 0:32

  • Werd. LOL! Color those walls. That could be a new death penalty bot. But with a convict instead of a log. Then they present the human "stool" to the bereaving family.

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