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Well That's Depressing: Superheroes Doing Real Life Stuff

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This is a series of comic book-y illustrations by Greg Guillemin called The Secret Life Of Superheroes. It showcases a bunch of superheros doing regular people stuff. Things like brushing their teeth, picking their noses, scratching their asses, stuffing their bras, boozing, and Batman and Robin kissing each other. That was my favorite one. Even if neither one is gay, you know it's happened at least once. They come back to the Batcave after a night of crime fighting...and they've still got that rush...and the lighting is just right....maybe the way the bats are swooping around makes them look like doves or something. You know -- ROMANCE.

Hit the jump for a bunch more, but be sure to check out Greg's Society6 shop for buyable prints a couple NSFW ones featuring Catwoman and Mary Jane with BARE BOOBIES. Hiyo!

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Thanks to lilco, who agrees there should have been way more superheroes waiting in traffic yelling at all the other drivers that you hate them all and wish they'd never been born. I'm projecting.

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    Spiderman "om nom nom nom..."

  • Spiderman remains unfetch.

  • n_a_a_s

    first pic wtf?? is spiderman on the toilet pulling a giant bandaid off his left leg?
    nice cameltoe on wonderwomans panties too

  • It's toilet paper. He's holding it.

  • chair soysauce

    Sad that just about every time Batman and Robin are mentioned someone always has to come up with some gay bullsh!t...

  • Evangelos

    right? Because it's totally normal for egocentric billionaire bachelors to take in young orphan boys, groom them into their own image, and then replace them when they become a certain age... TOTALLY normal. /eyeroll

  • $434689

    Just as normal as it is for the orphaned children of multimillionaires to become vengeance-ridden vigilantes stalking evildoers in a one-man war-on-crime...

  • Evangelos

    Well, just saying, if (in any society in any part of the world) a well off bachelor "adopted" a pubescent recently orphaned circus acrobat (super limber lol) it would raise more than a few eyebrows...

  • I hate that shit! Not to mention completely unoriginal and totally unfunny!

  • porkleaker

    It's because of Robin. Batman isn't gay, it's just that Robin is a prissy, effeminate little pony and you can't help but throw it in his ass.

  • seems like you know SOOOOO much about Robin.... *eyeroll*

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    so....you are saying Robin is not gay? *eyeroll*

  • Evangelos

    Just confirming what we all knew about Capt. Sunshine... er, I mean, Batman.

  • Can you imagine what those super-boogers are like? I bet he could flick one through the side of a building.

  • n_a_a_s

    Can you imagine what those spider-boogers are like? I bet he could stick one on the side of a waterfall.

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