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Tying Ties Is Hard When You're Drunk: Wooden Bow Ties

January 2, 2013 in bow ties: now with 200% more hipster, different strokes for different folks, fashion, neck strap, wearing things, wood, wood is good but flubber is dubber, wood is good but metal is something i can really bang my head to, wood is good but plastic is what most action figures are made out of, wood is good but polyester sounds like a molester, wood is good but roper is doper

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You know what the problem with bow ties is? They're hard to tie. Plus they don't really look good on anybody but James Bond and Bill Nye and SPOILER: you aren't either "But..." BUT NOTHING, HIPSTER. Enter The Two Guys Bow Tie Company, which makes $55-$65 wooden bow ties with different woods and patterns so you at least don't have to worry about tying them anymore. The looking good part though -- that's entirely on your shoulders. Or, should I say, BETWEEN them. Get it? Because that's where the bow tie goes. But seriously I'd work on your face first.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of weird necks and chins.

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Thanks to Nate, who told me he nearly choked himself out one time trying to tie a bow tie. Ahahahahahaha, same. :/

There are Comments.
  • Rob Sisk

    Think geek has one for around $30 or so. Got it for a birthday gift a few months back. I've never received a negative comment while wearing it. http://www.thinkgeek.com/produ...

  • NOTALAWYERBUTIPLAYONEONTV

    What an expensive way to look like an idiot.

  • Nölff

    That hipster model should shave.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Cool idea, but stupid expensive. I could make one in 30 minutes for less than $5.

  • I like bowties. bow ties are cool. and sadly they dont appear to have large blue wooden box pattern on any of the above ties=-(

  • Bow ties are cool.
    The Doctor says so, so it must be true.

  • Blinghamstar

    Those are about $40 - $50 overpriced.

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