Stab Stab, Taze Taze!: 8.8-Million Volt Dual Ninja Swords
This is the 8.8 Million Volt Shock Mod Ninja Sword built by Youtuber GreekGadgetGuru (who has a bunch of other videos of terrifying weapons he's made like an Assassin's Creed poison dart shooter, taser gloves, ballistic knives, and an arm-mounted crossbow). It's basically two identical ninja swords attached to each other that you can send electricity through to zippity-zap the make-believe enemies in your bedroom while you swing it around in the dark. Right now a taser has to be applied to the end of the sword to get the juice flowing, but dude is working on running the taser through a glove so you can activate the shocking capabilities at your sword-wielding convenience. I don't know, I feel like if you just for-real hacked somebody with dual ninja swords, maybe blasting them with 8-million volts might be a little overkill. Even where I live on the moon that's considered cruel and unusual and we don't even have any laws yet. We're kind of, how do I put this -- SPACE COWBOYS. *spins revolver on finger until it spins off and floats away* Dammit, that was my last one.
Hit the jump for the video, skip to 3:10 if you just want to see the zapping action.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who likes to hide behind me door when I get home and jump out at me with a knife to make sure I'd be be able to properly defend myself. We've both gone to the hospital twice.