Note: Higher res version HERE for people who value their vision.
This is the Craigslist ad from Edmonton, Canada of a 31-year old looking for a couple lucky ladies to role play some Star Trek: Next Generation with him. I'm pretty sure it's just a joke post though, because I refuse to believe brobro actually built an Enterprise bridge and shuttlecraft in his mom's garage. Which is a shame too because with the right wig I would make one hell of a sexy Deanna Troi. ANSWER MY EMAILS, JERK.
Thanks to Amy Mac and Jennn, who agree when somebody tells you nothing is weird is going to happen, you should expect the weirdest.