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So It's Come To This: A SpongeBob P0rn Parody

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Because this is the world I don't want to live in anymore, here's a SpongeBob SquarePants p0rn parody called SpongeKnob Squarenuts. :( I posted the suitable for work preview video after the jump, but the company that made it posted the first part of the actual video on their website. I'm not linking to that though, so you'll have to follow the links back if you want to see it. But before you do, I want you to stand in front of the bathroom mirror, stare yourself directly in the eyes, and repeat this three times: "I'm about to watch a SpongeBob p0rn parody, my parents must be so proud." If you still want to watch it afterwards, have at it, you're beyond my help (but I'm still going to tell your mom what you did).

Hit the jump for the preview.

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There are Comments
  • skin diamond issss hot though..

  • damn it now i got to watch it...

  • JimmyThr

    Sadly this is not the weirdest thing I have ever fapped to...

  • Karon

    I will watch anything as long as Skin Diamond is in it ... Even this.

  • TheMrFarts

    Well, I watched it. Two things; I have lost much of my self-respect. I am also now in love with Skin Diamond.

  • puny parrot

    this..this looks like a spongebobthemed fewerdream..

  • Looks like he has sponge AIDS

  • Copedizzle

    I refuse to watch it unless I get to see Patrick's sweet ass

  • the spongebob costume is simultaneously impressive and an affront to any just or loving god that man has ever conceived

  • I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

  • $18922249

    Well, I'm checking out. Good day.

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