Great Minds Think Alike (Mine? Mine Barely Works At All): Stephen Hawking Joins Anti-Robot Apocalypse Group
Hooray, a new recruit!
Remember when Cambridge University announced they were opening The Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, a think-tank designed to help prevent, among other things, a future robotic apocalypse? Well famed brainiac Stephen Hawking has just joined the force, and promises to destroy robots WITH HIS MIND ALONE. Although I bet he could take one in a staring contest too. MAYBE finish one off with his electric chair if it was already injured. "Did I get one?!" No Stephen, that was my foot.
Thanks to RonLTD, who agrees think tanks are cool and all, but what we really need are some TANK tanks.
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