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I Have Zero: Advanced Boyfriend Achievement Badges

January 17, 2013 / achievements, badges, boyfriend, clever, congratulations, couples that game together stay together (but not in all cases if we're being honest but if we're not being honest yep that's all it takes), cute, daaaaaw, etsy, for sale, girlfriend, i love the sound the playstation makes when i get a trophy it makes me happy (plus a little aroused if we're being honest here if we're not being honest though forget i ever said that), sure why not, trophies

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Remember the first series of boyfriend achievement badges created by Etsy seller BoyfriendBadges? Well now there's an advanced achievement set for when your relationship gets even seriouser. "Seriouser isn't a word." But you knew what I meant? "Yes." Soooo... "But you're butchering the language." Please, text-talking killed it, not me. If anything I'm trying to hump it back from the brink of extinction.

This set includes (from top left to bottom right): Road Trip Survival, Close Encounters with the Ungroomed Kind, Forget and Forgive, Conquista-Drawer, Key Swap, and Open Door Policy.

I'm not really sure what 'Close Encounters with the Ungroomed Kind' is supposed to mean, but from the look of the badge it means you turned into a werewolf. An important stage in any relationship.

Thanks to Mark, who agrees the Open Door Policy for the bathroom should not exist because that's nasty and can be a relationship ruiner.

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There are Comments

  • it's not a real relationship unLESS there's an Open-Door Policy.

  • Crucial

    Im doing surprisingly well.

  • it's when you date a girl who doesnt shave anything

  • Conquista-Drawer is about the stage where you keep underwear in each others dresser drawers.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I thought the Road Trip Survival was the Chris Brown badge

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