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For The Ladies: How To Make Your Own R2-D2 High Heels

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They say the way to a woman's heart is through her soles. No, no they don't. These are a pair of homemade R2-D2 high heels from Instructables user mikasaurus (who previously brought us those homemade dinosaur heels). I flipped through the instructions on how to make them, and they look a little difficult. The first tool mike listed is a MIG welder, and that's a big no-no for me. I might be able to convince my mom to let me use a hot-glue gun, but even that's pushing it considering I got grounded last week for drawing on the walls in the kitchen with magic marker. Thankfully they were the washable kind so they wiped right off. "Then why'd you get in trouble?" Floor to ceiling penises.

Click through for a bunch of shots from different angles.

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Thanks to Voxanthella and Sydney, who made their own Star Wars prequel high heels then trashed them THE WAY THEY DESERVED TO BE.

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There are Comments
  • Paula

    Don't get me wrong, i love Star Wars, but these have to be the most horrible high heels i've ever seen. poor R2-D2, having to suffer such a horrible fate

  • Superior_Joe

    Yes, finally a way for the ladies to catch the eye of the notoriously hard-to-get (and usually impeccably groomed) Star Wars fanbase.

  • These aren't the shoes you're looking for.

  • Closet Nerd

    Whats next? A C3PO strap-on?
    .... just sayin

  • p0rnlink

    one can only hope

  • says p0rnlink

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