This is a video of a group of tigers destroying snowmen. I heard afterwards they all made snow angels then retired inside by the fire to sip hot cocoa. I'm joking, I don't know what they did after that. Probably licked their privates or whatever the hell else cats do. Truthfully, I've always fancied myself more of a lion than a tiger. "Lions are cats too." Whaaaaaaat -- are you being serious? "Dead." Huh? "Dead serious." You could have just said yes. You know what, screw it, now I want to be one of those beasts that has the body of a lion but the wings and head of an eagle -- what are those called? "Make-believe." You just can't bear to see me happy, can you?
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Thanks to Roberto, who once let a neighbor jumpkick the head off the snowman he'd built but failed to mention the shovel inside.