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Death To Frosty: Group Of Tigers Destroying Snowmen

January 31, 2013 / animals, big cats, having a great time, hell yeah destory those corn-cob pipe puffing bastards!, i was expecting more jumpkick action but i'll settle for what i can get, knocking heads off, mother nature, playing in the snow, roar!, snow, they should make these videos with every kind of animal (except the ones that wouldn't survive the cold -- that would just be cruel), tigers, wheeeeeee, winter

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This is a video of a group of tigers destroying snowmen. I heard afterwards they all made snow angels then retired inside by the fire to sip hot cocoa. I'm joking, I don't know what they did after that. Probably licked their privates or whatever the hell else cats do. Truthfully, I've always fancied myself more of a lion than a tiger. "Lions are cats too." Whaaaaaaat -- are you being serious? "Dead." Huh? "Dead serious." You could have just said yes. You know what, screw it, now I want to be one of those beasts that has the body of a lion but the wings and head of an eagle -- what are those called? "Make-believe." You just can't bear to see me happy, can you?

Continue for the video.

Thanks to Roberto, who once let a neighbor jumpkick the head off the snowman he'd built but failed to mention the shovel inside.

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  • JJtoob

    They act like house cats lol.

  • Super cool. :) What a creative way to get some enrichment for these guys. I feel like when I was studying Zoology I was hoping this is what I would do all day-- build stuff for tigers to destroy and play with.

  • quatro

    This was so relaxing, i think i can put it on a loop and sleep to it.

  • puny parrot

    now i know what the inside of a tigermouth looks like, without dying a horrifying death!

  • Idlethoughts

    Don't worry Calvin, Hobbes got the drop on the snowmen and took them out before they could start replicating again.

  • 1:19, Tiger vomiting after attempting to eat the camera, nice touch.

  • bleh

    so majestic

  • Closet Nerd

    Did you know that you can get frost bite from sodomizing snowmen?!
    .... because no-one told me!
    ..... just sayin

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