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Birds In Your Roof Is Desirable: Birdhouse Roof Tiles

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Because what homeowner doesn't want a bunch of birds living in their roof, this is a line of ceramic birdhouse roof tiles designed by Klaas Kuiken. I think they're a real product you can buy, but they only really work if you already have a ceramic tile roof. They'd look pretty silly on the black shingle roofs you see around here, and they'd look even SILLIER worn as hats. Girl, why are you wearing a birdhouse on your head? "It's haute couture." Yeah? Well you've got bird shit in your hair.

Hit the jump for two more shots.

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Thanks to PYY, who built birdhouses in the basement but nobody wants to live down there except me and I can't fly. Well, not for long distances anyways.

There are Comments.
  • Sam Gerrard

    Nice and impressive articles for sure I learn more from here. Please keep on posting.

    Iko shingles

  • Good one..

  • Thanks for sharing this with us. I found it informative and useful

  • Yes I found this funny.

  • MCASRoofing

    Not sure if we are going to be recommending this to our Putnam NY or Westchester NY roofing customers, not sure if MCAS Roofing can make the case that these look good or add any value to a home.

  • Amazing product, i also like to have birds on my roof, by the way how do you clean these things, will you have to climb on the roof for that?.

  • Fiets Bel

    I was already wondering why there was no funny reference to the meaning of his last name...

  • steve849

    Going to get hot on that roof.

  • asch

    In Dutch, 'kuiken' means 'young bird', I mean, predestination and stuff.

  • if industries

    bird poo

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    obviously, the designer never heard about cats

  • Closet Nerd

    Fuck that! You don't know the headache it has been remodeling two rooms because of the birds and squirrels that have gotten into my roof!!!! Fuck all the birds and squirrels..... fuck em up the ass with a big black rubber dildo, break it off in their asshole, then beat them to death with the shaft...... just sayin

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