This is the $150 Pee-Wee Herman inspired bicycling skinsuit from Podium Cycling. It makes you look like Pee-Wee Herman. Not in the face though, so you're going to have to wear a mask. Then whenever you show up somewhere you can tell everyone Large Marge sent you. Get it? That was from the movie -- I was being relevant. "I'm sorry, you're just so rarely on topic it kind of comes as a surprise." Right? You have no idea how close this article was to being about my little sister not getting up in time for school today.
Hit the jump for a straight shot of the front and back.
Thanks to Karsten, who agrees the best cycling skinsuit is the one you were born with. Except in my case, but only because I can't risk getting my johnson caught in the gears.