This is a photo of a pike that died trying to swallow a zander fish almost as big as it is. Like a middle school cafeteria lady once told me after I couldn't finish all the lasagna I'd asked for, "Your eyes must be bigger than your stomach." Oh yeah? If my eyes are really bigger than my stomach, then how do you explain THIS? *swallows two eye-sized marbles* See? Now they're IN my stomach, so they CAN'T be bigger. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go puke them back up before I have to find out if they're bigger than a butthole.
Thanks to Brandon, who informed me chewing is the secret. Wait -- THE SECRET TO WHAT?