Ambitious!: Fish Dies Trying To Eat A Fish As Big As It

January 10, 2013


This is a photo of a pike that died trying to swallow a zander fish almost as big as it is. Like a middle school cafeteria lady once told me after I couldn't finish all the lasagna I'd asked for, "Your eyes must be bigger than your stomach." Oh yeah? If my eyes are really bigger than my stomach, then how do you explain THIS? *swallows two eye-sized marbles* See? Now they're IN my stomach, so they CAN'T be bigger. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go puke them back up before I have to find out if they're bigger than a butthole.

Thanks to Brandon, who informed me chewing is the secret. Wait -- THE SECRET TO WHAT?

  • Trey


  • GizmoDuck

    do ants have d i c k s?

  • laserfuzz

    Not the first time this has happen http://www.oceansofkansas.c...

  • StarsiegeAMAI

    Pike actually do this. i fish for them all the time and every once and a while the smaller pike will hit a lure twice its size.

  • Jonny Campbell

    Or... he caught both fish and shoved one fish into the others mouth and took the photo... shock! It's not real (But it's on the internet, it must be real!)

  • PDID

    thats what i was thinking totally FAKE!!!

  • Guest

    Om nom nom nom

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