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USB Squirming Tentacle (Just Squirms And That's It)

December 6, 2012 in come on you could have at least made it a 1GB jump drive, Cthulhu, it's alive (it's not really alive it's just an electronic tentacle), novelty products, okay now you're just pissing money away, stop moving, sushi, usb, yeaaaaah i'm going to wait until they're on sale for $10 (and still not buy one), you've got to be kidding me

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This is the $25 USB Squirming Tentacle from ThinkGeek. You plug it in and it squirms. AND THAT'S ALL. It doesn't store any data or anything, it just squirms. It's the textbook definition of a novelty product. You want to see something squirm for cheaper? Here's what you do: kidnap me, tie me to a chair, and tickle my feet. I will squirm SO HARD. Also, pee. And if that pee smells like poop it means I shat too. That's why you shouldn't gag me so I can still yell the safe words before that happens. "And what are the safe words?" DON'T STOP.

Hit the jump for a video of four tentacles squirming in a USB hub because what else are you gonna do with $100?

Thanks to Pyrblaze, who has recently because a pretty reliably tipster UNLIKE SOMEONE I KNOW (I'm talking about you).

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There are Comments
  • JJ

    "Yeah Baby!" * Austin Powers music blarring in the background*

  • *adds googly eyes* now it is funnier. :D

  • Still better than that USB dog - all it did was hump your computer.

  • DoubleFish

    This article clearly showd exactly how kinky the Geekologie writer is....

  • Aalok

    Completely useless and completely creepy. Sounds like a guy I know.

  • NO!

  • Pyrblaze

    Totally thinking about getting a 4 USB hub, and recreating the boss battle against King Calamari (Super Mario RPG) but then I realized nobody sells usb squid heads.

  • Michael Pollack

    I've seen enough anime to know how this is going to end....

  • Luneth

    "Here's what you do: kidnap me, tie me to a chair, and tickle my feet. I will squirm SO HARD."
    ..
    Right.
    ..
    "Feet"..

  • Jeremy Tilton

    [Insert Hentai Porn Joke Here]

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