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So Hot: Gallery Of People w/ Their Faces Scotch Taped Up

December 20, 2012 in because who hasn't had dreams of dating a mutant?, face candy, face poison, faces, gallery, i love tape, now do it with superglue!, oh hai all you good lookin' people, scary, side-show, tape, that's not what tape is for silly!, would not want to meet in a dark alley (or a well-lit cafe), wtf did i just look at, yikes, you look great really *eyeroll eyeroll*

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This is Scotch Tape, a series of people with their faces all wonked up with scotch tape by photographer Wes Namen. I don't know what these people looked like before, but they are lookin' fine as hell now. Take this first girl -- she may have only been a four before, but now? A solid eight. "Tell me you're joking." Jesus, of course I'm joking. An eleven...ON THE RICHTER SCALE. Apocalyptic hotness. One time I got my face all taped up but it turns out I was being kidnapped.

Hit the jump for a bunch more but be sure to check out the photographer's site for even more more.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees it's what on the inside that counts. I just ate a Hot Wheels!

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  • RDarker

    Chernobyl.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    They look like Garbage Pail Kids.

  • Kim Triolo Feil

    If fracking for natural gas in your backyards made you look like this permanently, I bet it’d get the attention to air and water risks that fracking deserves...what if I told you, your internal organs could be affected as such? Watch the new movie by Matt Damon coming out soon called “Promised Land”....demand green jobs and sustainable fuels now.

  • Looks like a group of splicers to me

  • Guest

    So far the bearded guy with the plaid shirt is the best. XD
    Tape faces are fun to do, as long as you have no guests.

  • rikster81

    well at least we have the actors for bioshock the movie down

  • BrianRommel

    FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja decide to make funny faces for hours.

  • Where is Daisy when we need him(her?)! This time it really is a Photoshop job. Look at warped geometry.

  • CMW

    number 10 looks like Prince William

  • heidiolow

    the guys' with the face rugs are now in extreme pain from having the tape ripped off.

  • Shane Anderson

    after about two, I had seen all there was to see.

  • Suarga

    what a bunch of LOSERS, my face looks like that without any scotch tape.

  • TyDurd

    The second pic looks like Steve-Os normal face. lol

  • This is what happens when you drink so much alcohol that you pass from seeing ugly, through beautiful and out the other side.

  • Makoy Marquez

    Hello wrinkles.

  • Niki

    The State had a bit or two about this epidemic of tape face.

  • The state was one of the greatest things in the history of things!

  • ZerglingPack

    So they are copying Jim Carrey?

  • BrianRommel

    Are you referring to Yes Man? This gag has been around long before that.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    And probably already became a fetish

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