OMG, Win It For Me!: Arcade Claw Machine w/ Cat Inside
This is a claw machine in a Russian arcade that some cat has decided to call home. Or maybe it's an actual prize, I dunno. What I do know is there's no way in hell you'll ever pick that kitty up with THAT WEAK-ASS CLAW. You'll have to lure him down into the prize bin with treats. Trust me, I'm a claw machine professional. Proof of some of my winnings HERE. And for the record, yes, that's a bullwhip in the front, and yes, it came out of a claw machine. One time I took it over to a friend's place to show off and then his girlfriend came home and was all, "What have you two been up to in here?!" and he and I winked at each other and we all three had a good laugh about it. The dildos she found though -- those were way harder to explain away.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Quom, who claims he actually saw a child get stuck in a claw machine once and laughed in the parent's face for failing at parenting so hard. You gotta keep an eye on those little boogers.
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