This is a jocular illustration depicting wireless internet strength based on your location in the house. As you can see, it always sucks where you need it most and is GREAT for your Wi-Fi stealing neighbors. Speaking of: one time I removed the password on my internet connection just to see if any of my neighbors would try to connect. Boy did they! Then I got hit with a $7-million lawsuit for all the illegal music and movies they downloaded. In hindsight it was a pretty shitty experiment.
Thanks to carey, who still uses a wired connection because she's tired of bombarding her brain with Wi-Fi signals. Right? I think they're lowering my sperm count.