This is a video of competitive eater Jamie "The Bear" McDonald pounding all 11 items on Denny's Hobbit themed menu in twenty minutes. Impressive, but I could do have done it in eighteen. Plus another Grand Slam Breakfast.
...Jamie consumed about 156 ounces (9.75 pounds) of food and drink and 8610 calories (more than four times the average person's 2000 calorie intake). And that's not counting the ketchup.
The healthiest item Jamie ate? Bilbo's Berry Smoothie, which is only 230 calories...
The worst item? The Ring Burger, which is a whopping 1420 calories (840 from fat).
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Meet you at Denny's?" CLOSE -- let's hit up the bar first and build up our appetites. Twenty beers should do the trick. "What trick?" Forget what we were doing, go home hungry, puke on the bathroom floor. Magic!
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Evil Ares, who's so evil he poured a whole bottle of laxatives into my pancake mix.