Lord Of The Rings Crocheted Dwarf Helmet And Beard

This is the crocheted Dwarf helmet and beard made by DeviantARTist SadDaysCrochet (similar in fashion to these ones we saw before). Crocheted is a weird looking word, isn't it? I had to double and triple check to make sure I wasn't saying crotched. Because a crotched helmet and beard -- that's totally different. That's like slang for a dong bag and pubes.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who's actually less of a buddy and more of a person I like to close my eyes and imagine getting hurt.

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