Like Headphones For Your Feet: External Shoe Speakers

December 11, 2012


These are the conceptual Sneaker Speakers designed by Ray Kingston. They're Bluetooth enabled, battery powered external speakers that can be worn over a shoe. Why anybody would need music coming from their ankles is beyond me, but maybe some folks have REALLY short friends. Me? My only friend is the sock I drew a face on. "The one you put on your wiener and pretend to talk to?" You know about that? "You get drunk and ramble a lot." That I do, that I do. Here's a picture of my shoes this morning. Full disclosure: I have no clue what that stain is and I don't WANT to know what it is. "Looks like it might have come from another man's sock puppet." I'm going to burn them on my balcony as soon as my upstairs neighbor leaves for work.

Thanks to cancan, who agrees the best shoe accessories are those laces that look like wound up curly fries at the ends. I love those!

  • ZomBBombeR

    Maybe if my ears were a little closer to my feet, I'd like these but unless those have some monsterous sound comming outta them I doubt you'd be able to hear shit all walking down a busy street.

  • Reece_c

    in my old age of 30 I've become crotchety and ill tempered. I would rip the foot off of anyone playing music out of their shoes. Its like when kids play their music out of their phones on the bus. This is not the eighties, that is not a ghetto blaster, you are not the Electric Boo-Ga-Loo. Put on some damn headphones. I dont even care if I can hear your music through your headphones, at least you're not just assuming I want to be listening to gangster rap and 8am on my way to work--

    Excuse me for a moment, the neighbors' kids' Frisbee just landed in my yard. I have to go add it to my collection

  • ZomBBombeR

    Get a car = not putting up with strangers' bullshit on public transit systems.

  • Anybody who wore these I may have to kick them in the ankles, repeatedly.

  • Agera

    then you wouldn't want to run in to me id have to break both your knee caps and elbows then twist them with a glee full smile while blasting this song

  • Haha! You're funny.

  • Agera

    yeah but i wouldn't have the balls to use it in public were i live i'd get shot for be black man in philly blasting metal rather than rap

  • ZomBBombeR

    Get your own gun and D.G.A.F. what other think of ya. ;-)

  • lordpikachu

    pretty cool....until you step into a puddle

  • Guest

    Yeah, this is exactly what society needs.

  • Pyrblaze

    Kinda reminds me of Megaman's shoes (feet?)

  • Paul Parten

    Dude, I'm going to buy a pair JUST because of that. Walk down the street pumping some "Protomen" and "The Megas" with my blue-bomber hoodie on.

  • Just look out for puddles

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