It's Mine, All Mine!: Lord Of The Rings One Ring Replica

December 13, 2012


This is a $100 One Ring replica created by WETA Workshop and available from ThinkGeek. Unfortunately, they're not going to be back in stock until late February, so you can forget about Christmas listing one. But when they are available you can also get a sterling silver Chain of Frodo for another $100 so you can wear the thing around your neck. I mean, that's cool and all, but here's what I want: a One Ring replica with a tiny strip of reddish-orange lights inside THAT MAKES THE INSCRIPTION GLOW LIKE FIRE WHEN YOU TAP THE RING ON SOMETHING. If somebody ever ends up making that I want credit for it. "That would actually be pretty cool." Right? *crotch thrusting* "Stop that." I can't, it's like a really sexy medical condition.

Hit the jump for several more shots, including the chain.




Thanks to B.J., who agrees sporting a One Ring replica is a great way to get robbed by Gollum on the bus. Also, yelling "BOY, I HAVE SO MUCH FRESH FISH IN MY POCKETS."

  • Briar

    I think we could invent or find a paint that glows red or organge if shaken or in the dark...

  • McfeelySmackup

    Wow, this is really cool.

    Just like it was in 2001 when they started selling them here:


  • ProfessorJericho

    I got the silver replica and proposed to my wife with it. Worked like a charm.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you gave her the one ring? you are doing it wrong.

  • aaronanalog

    I need a size 14. Damn it.

  • $15762351

    This thing wasn't even awesome when I first saw it in a SkyMall catalog 10 years ago.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    soooo...if I chunk this pos into a fire what will happen to it?

  • A glowing one ring requires ointment.

  • I'm totally with you GW. Maybe with OLEDs, and 'charging' the ring wirelessly like one of those iPod chargers it could feasible to have a truly glowing One ring.

  • Davidsadi

    Brace yourself the time for a shit ton of new LOtR merchandise is upon us.

  • n_a_a_s

    too cliche to comment saying 'my precious' so instead I'll go with 'needs moar bewbs'

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    no kidding. that chick needs to hock that thing and get her some boobs...and have that mole checked out.

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