It's Mine, All Mine!: Lord Of The Rings One Ring Replica
This is a $100 One Ring replica created by WETA Workshop and available from ThinkGeek. Unfortunately, they're not going to be back in stock until late February, so you can forget about Christmas listing one. But when they are available you can also get a sterling silver Chain of Frodo for another $100 so you can wear the thing around your neck. I mean, that's cool and all, but here's what I want: a One Ring replica with a tiny strip of reddish-orange lights inside THAT MAKES THE INSCRIPTION GLOW LIKE FIRE WHEN YOU TAP THE RING ON SOMETHING. If somebody ever ends up making that I want credit for it. "That would actually be pretty cool." Right? *crotch thrusting* "Stop that." I can't, it's like a really sexy medical condition.
Hit the jump for several more shots, including the chain.
Thanks to B.J., who agrees sporting a One Ring replica is a great way to get robbed by Gollum on the bus. Also, yelling "BOY, I HAVE SO MUCH FRESH FISH IN MY POCKETS."