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Is It Hot In Here Or Am I Wearing A FULL BODY SWEATER!

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This is a full-body sweater made for lumberjacks to model in their bathrooms. It buttons up at the top, which is where you have to climb in. It also looks like it has a zipper crotch which is handy because I doubt this thing is pee-proof like those panties we saw earlier. You ever peed in a sweater before? "Who the hell wears sweater pants in the first place?" I don't know, maybe somebody who LOVES HIS GRANDMA who made them for him. You ever think of that? You're lucky I'm not telling nana about this, it would break her little heart.

Thanks to killahertz, who agrees if you don't wear underwear with it this will probably killahertz your privates. ROD RASH, BRO.

There are Comments.
  • Donovan Brown

    This is purely hilarious! I love this overall sweater! Utility, Fashion and Fun knitted in one!

  • Suck it, cold weather!!

  • Jadis

    Give your tushie a shake, this isn't fake. That had to take forever to make. He should bake his granny a cake.

  • chris

    i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe... where is the pic with the hot girl? seriously

  • This is some ones sexual deviancy, isn't it.

  • luxlucetintenebris

    Looks like Borg!

  • Chris

    Is this not the Crysis nano suit?

  • Is that Manbearpig?

  • disqus_sbb9mxvkuj

    I'd say that the addition of the penis flap makes it great for peeing and sex with bears.
    But no butt flap means no pooping and sex with man-bears.

  • Now all they gotto do is make THESE bad boys water proof too. Then i'd wear them.

  • Brant_Alan

    Mystery Solved ladies and gentleman.

    http://tinyurl.com/cln4eg3

  • You get 1 Patty for that comment ;)

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