I'm Shooting Glances At You!: Assault Rifle Sunglasses
Because nothing says "I'm a badass who takes eye care seriously" like a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles, this is a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles. They're a collaboration between Jeremy Scott and Linda Farrow and cost €380 (~$491). *spitting out penises* $491 for a pair of NOVELTY sunglasses?! That's ridiculous! "Who cares, let's go back to why you were spitting out penises." Haha, did I say penises? Damn autocorrect. "This isn't a text message, GW." ABORT, ABORT.
Hit the jump for a shot(!) of the glasses in grey/blue.
Thanks to Tam, who has a pair of sunglasses with that naked chick from trucker's mudflaps on the sides. Now those -- those I would pay $500 for.