Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

I'm Not Already Ugly Enough: Hand-Knit Monster Masks

monster-masks-1.jpg

This is a series of knitted monster masks created by Tracy Widdess of Brutal Knitting. Hell yeah, brutal knitting! *stabbing myself in the legs with those big needles* This ain't your grandma's quilting bee! Some of the masks look like aliens, some like monsters, and at least two seem to be heavily penis influenced. "Your favorite." Like deep-dish apple pie.

Hit the jump for ten more.

monster-masks-2.jpg

monster-masks-3.jpg

monster-masks-4.jpg

monster-masks-5.jpg

monster-masks-6.jpg

monster-masks-7.jpg

monster-masks-8.jpg

monster-masks-9.jpg

monster-masks-10.jpg

monster-masks-11.jpg

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who's a monster even without a mask. Which is why I made a New Year's resolution to distance myself from him. Now accepting friendship applications!

  • April 25, 2013
    Seen here practicing for the circus, Richie Trimble provides us with a first-person view of what it's like to ride his nearly 15-foot "Stoopidtall Bike'. The bike measures 12-feet to the pedals and 14.5 to the seat. That's high. Almost as high as you'd have to be to think a ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2013
    This is the realistic looking zombie cake created by the Artisan Cake Company of Portland, Oregon. It's not really cake though, the body was made out of Rice Krispies (or possibly store-brand Crispy Rice), then covered with a modeling chocolate skin and a shredded fondant shir... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2013
    This is a video of the Beetle Juice roller coaster Youtube user nuropsych1 built in Minecraft creative mode on an X-Box (wow). No screencap could really capture the scale or trippy visuals of the coaster though, so if you're going to watch it, watch it, and if you're not, that... / Continue →
There are Comments
  • These are pretty amazing, kudos to the creator.

  • Grandma + LSD =...

  • YO MOMMA SO UGLY, SHE HAS TO WEAR DIS TO LOOK GOOD

blog comments powered by Disqus