I Need You In My Life!: A Pirate Treasure Chest BBQ Grill
This is a pirate treasure chest BBQ grill made by Etsy seller firesculptureart. You may even THINK it's a pirate chest, but it's not, it's just a grill that LOOKS like a treasure chest. *shaking finger* Tricky, tricky! One time I found a gold coin on the beach. "That was a condom wrapper." IT WAS A PIECE OF EIGHT.
Old wooden Pirate Treasure Chest. Antique chest opens up with pirate sword lever to reveal your own "Captain Bloody Bills" BBQ. 3 Burner grill chamber, and single burner "Hot slather" simmerin oven. Pair of stainless steel boarding swords grillin tool set, for turnin yer sizzle, an defending yer booty. Auto ignite burner controls. 5 Gal. fuel keg nests on the low shelf. Heavy duty swivel casters fer rollin down to the beach bash. All heavy steel fabrication is baked-on hi-temp powder coated, for a bullet proof finish you can suds down till it sparkels. So sail on with that mangey crew of swabs you call "darlin" an conquor the S.S.Hongry.
Now for the bad news: it costs $11,500. I know, I puked when I found out too. I was all, "Finally, the BBQ I've been waiting for!" and then, "BLAAAAAARRHHHHG, why so much?!" I feel like a lifelong dream was just snatched away from me. "You have lifelong dreams about BBQ grills?" Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I was talking to A BUCKET LIST PROFESSIONAL. *snatches list out of hands* His says kiss a relative!
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