Handlebar Minibar: Hide Booze In Your Bike's Handlebars
This is the Handlebar Minibar (links to Kickstarter page) by Yannick Reading (of attaching a train horn to a bike fame). Basically you cut the ends of your existing grips off the handlebars, then stuff these little plugs in. Unfortunately, each bottle only holds 5ml, so even if you chug both you're only getting a 1/3 of an ounce of booze. You'd have to be drinking unrefined rocket fuel for that to do anything. The secret storage compartments can also be used to hold rolled up paper money though in case there's no room in your spandex shorts and there is DEFINITELY no extra room in my shorts. Know what I'm saying? "That your penis is so big?" No, that I crapped my pants because riding a bike in traffic is so scary. The penis thing though -- I'm going to remember that.
Hit the jump for a couple more pictures.
Thanks to Ellie, Annabel H, and Yannick (the man behind the boozebars), who all frowned on me for mixing a Long Island Iced Tea into my water bottle.