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Custom Made Super Mario Final Level Leather Belt

December 28, 2012 / belt, bowser, craftsman, custom, gift, good job, homemade, i would wear that and i would wear it tight so nobody sees my underwear when i bend over (they're spongebob boxers!), keeping your pants up, leather, leather punching, level, mario, oh yeah well i own a belt buckle that says 'if you can read this my wiener is literally inches away' so there, skills, spankings, super mario bros, video games

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This is the leather belt lovingly crafted by leatherworker Julia for her brother's birthday. It features the last level of Super Mario Bros. painstakingly pressed out and painted. That's a belt I would be proud to wear. Now hear me out: let's say I was bad and deserved a spanking, right? You think if you whipped me with the Mario side of the belt it would leave imprints of the level on my supple, dimply buttcheeks? I say we try it. *drops pants, bends over chair* Well go on! "Let's talk about this 'PROPERTY OF T-REX' tattoo first." I was young and in love!

Hit the jump for a couple work-in-progress shots.

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Thanks to son_of_bokonon, who was born in a cat's cradle.

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  • Who the fuck is her brother, Wolowitz?

  • taran420

    Sooo... when's this going to be on Etsy, Julia? My brother has a birthday coming up too. He'd like this... and so would I. You know what, make me two.

  • So, why does the belt buckle of Mario have a raccoon tail even though the level is from Super Mario Bros? Raccoon Tail was introduced in Super Mario Bros 3.

    I think she should start over and give me that one.

  • Chris Roberts

    jesus h christ!! enjoy the damn thing will you? "it's not historically accurate. wah wah." i wish my sisters loved me this much. that lucky bastid

  • Idonthaveaname

    Lol. I think you should calm down. The guy obviously likes it. He said, "I think she should start over and give me that one." Making me think, he was being funny.

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