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Cooking With Creepy: Anatomical Kitchen Tools

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This is a series of anatomic kitchen tools made by Christine Chin. They're kind of gross -- LIKE ME. *tries to flick booger on floor, settles for wiping on printer*

Chin created this conceptual series to explore the intersection between biology and technology, creating big-eared teacups meant to be good listeners, masticating meat grinders, and salt shakers that scurry around on ten toes.

I don't know, I don't think I could eat with these things around. I guess they would be good for someone on a diet though. Get it? Because plastic has like, zero calories. They'd pass right through you like a dog bone.

Hit the jump to see some of the others, including a VERY nipply milk jug.

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Thanks to Carol, who doesn't want any more body parts in the kitchen than there already are. Hey -- chairs have legs you know!

There are Comments.
  • Dani

    where's the pussy lips mortar and the dick shaped pestle? huh? huh?

  • GreyGanado

    Come on now, that would just be impractical.

  • Jadis

    ew

  • MC

    Ewwww! 1 nipple was not enough?

  • Harry

    ONE NIPPLE IS NEVER ENOUGH
    A TRUE MAN ONLY CLAIMS A BRIDE WHO HAS AT LEAST TEN NIPPLES. MAYBE TWENTY. THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY THE NIPPLE GOD.

  • 2 are just right

  • taran420

    I was good until I got to the harry nipple pitcher.

  • Joel Lamm

    I am still trying to figure out why there would be hair on the jug.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    fucked up anatomic kitchen tools are fucked up

  • Shawn Bibby

    these are fucking gross lol

  • TheOtakuX

    Well, if nothing else, this is good for anyone going for the 'Ed Gein' style of interior decorating.

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