This is the Chemistree, an unorthodox Christmas tree made out of chemistry lab equipment and a bunch of different magic potions. "Those aren't magic potions." Oh I'm sorry, did you take the picture? "Well, no." So you have no way of knowing what they are, do you? "And neither do you besides the fact there's no such thing as magic potions." No such thing as magic potions?! Why you blasphemous little imp! *waving wand* I HEREBY BANISH THEE TO AZKABAN. *waits for smoke to clear* Well, go on -- and you better head straight there.
Thank to Sherry89, who agrees the best part of chemistry class was experimenting on your own when the teacher left the classroom. Right? Blue crystals + yellow potion = fire!
FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm visiting my family in Alabama for the first time in two and half years so if posting gets sporadic the next couple days it's because I'm catching up with my parents, hanging out with my brother, playing with my nieces, or explaining to my little sister why ... / Continue →
This is a Portal'd Christmas tree. It's my last Christmas related post until at LEAST November of next year. Kidding, I can't actually make that promise because what if a really badass Santa post comes along in March? You know what they say: honesty is the best policy. Pers... / Continue →
This is a Christmas tree with a Cthulhu plushie on top and a bunch of tentacles stuck on branches. Because why shouldn't Christmas be more about scaring children? "Who told you that?" The Santa at the mall with the evil clown face! Just kidding, it was at a rave and he told... / Continue →