These are some $40 Adventure Time pajamas from ThinkGeek. You can pick from Finn, who has a little Jake in his front pocket and a backpack on, or Jake, who has a little Finn on his chest. Unfortunately every size (even my XXL) is currently sold out, so it looks like it's going to be a cold-ass Christmas for all of us. Psyche -- I don't even wear pajamas! You know why? BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT. "Adults wear pajamas." Do they? Or do they just pass out drunk with all their clothes on? You know what I want for Christmas? Enough pillows to cover the entire floor of my apartment.
Hit the jump for a shot of the backs.
Thanks to Jessica, who still wears footsie pajamas daily because, dammit, nothing feels better when you're sipping hot cocoa in front of a roaring fire. NOTHING.