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You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boot: Shark Socks

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If it makes you feel any better, I really hate myself for that title. NO I DON'T EITHER THAT TITLE IS THE TITS. These are some "sharks eating your feet" socks created by Lisa Grossman (aka the Tsarina of Tsocks). If you're keeping count, that makes TWO sock posts in one day. "Wow, you should probably change the name of the site to SOCKOLOGIE." Good one, jerkbag! The shark socks look like they're eating your feet. They're not though, it's just an illusion. Like true happiness. "Not this again." I can't help it, I'm DEPRESSED. "Chug a beer." I just finished them all, I think that's why I'm so sad. "Then go get more!" But it's such a faaaaaar walk. "You can see the liquor store from your house." But my legs hurt. "You just want a ride, don't you?" Do you mind? "Yes." But you should feel bad for me!

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots from all angles and dangles.

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Thanks to Christina D, who told me she saw a shark at the beach once and has never gone back. Fill the oceans with concrete -- I've been saying it for years.

There are Comments.
  • Dave

    What a cute pair of shark socks! Do you sell it?

    Dave

  • I think I can try knitting these type of socks .They look cool.But I wonder with what kind of outfit can I match it with.

  • Fox

    I need pics of those little pretty feet barefoot... any help? and yes I have a foot fetish.

  • JJtoob

    Can I get some that look like cat paws? Thanks!

  • really, you wrote this exorbitant funny again and i laughed so hard at the conservation with yourself....no...I wish I could. I didn't laugh, didn't even spend a grin cause I'm the depressed one. don't make me feel that way!

  • Celista

    Great idea although they could be better made...or used a better wool... they are definitely a clever design, though.

  • solidprince

    I need to buy these. My girlfriend would totally hold my hand if these were in her Christmas present.

  • tim

    Too bad they aren't for sale. Will you knit me a pair, GW? Thanks for linking back to the original post (as you always do).

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