You Hear That, Humpty Dumpty? NOW YOU GONNA DIE: Eggs Being Destroyed In Super Slow Motion
Because everything becomes mesmerizing when seen in super slow motion, this is a video of eggs being destroyed, all filmed with a high-speed camera. I wasn't going to post it at first, but I don't know, there's just something beautifully tragic about the whole thing. Like watching two stray dogs have sex in an alleyway.
Hit the jump for a video of the worst omelet ever.
Thanks to Jake, who once dropped a carton of eggs in the grocery store and just stood over them crying like a pregnant lady instead of yelling 'CLEANUP IN AISLE FUFUFUFUUUUU' and crashing his cart through an Oreo display like a normal person.