Because Who Needs Shoes?: Hobbit Feet Socks
PROTIP: You can wear toe socks with flip flops.
This is a pair of $10 hobbit feet socks from J!NX. At first I thought they were just squiggly pattern socks, but apparently that's supposed to be hair. You learn something new every day. Yesterday I learned not to write, 'EAT ME, COPPERS!" in the frost on the back window of my car. Want some hobbit socks but are on a budget? Here's what you do: stand up in the shower, superglue the tops of your feet, and shave your pubes. BOOM -- just saved you $10. Stay tuned for extreme couponing tips.
Thanks to liza, but probably not the one from my Algebra II class in high school. A different one.