Yeah? Well I Huffed Axe Once: Edible Deodorant Candy

November 13, 2012


*snapping pictures* Perfect -- you're doing great. Now raise you arm to cover your boob a little. Awesome, now let me see those bright blue eyes and DAMMIT STOP EATING THE FLOWERS.

Deo Perfume Candy is a rose-flavored candy that's supposed to act as a deodorant. Specifically for ladies (think Secret, but edible) because the candy can allegedly make a 145-pound woman smell like perfume for up to six hours. What happens if a 190-pound man eats a whole bag? Stay tuned to find out!

Geraniol is a natural antioxidant and its fragrance, once consumed as a candy, leaves the body through its pores, creating a naturally sweet smell that can last for hours.

I guess Geraniol works the same way as alcohol because one time I was at work with a hangover and even though I'd showered that morning I started sweating and you could SMELL the wine coming out my pores. It was disgusting and I left at lunch that day.

Thanks to PYY, who told me rubbing Skittles under your pits does the same thing and now I'm sweating rainbows.

  • its kinda looking nice,..

  • I don't know much about that product..

  • Yes I yi

  • It certainly passes the hype test!

  • But I want to smell of sunlight.

  • Misanthrope

    One word: Cancer.

  • Turtle.
    Your go.

  • Shepherd Blue


  • Lee


  • Sammich

  • I wonder who upvotes me whenever I say a number like that.

  • $18922249

    You got one from me, but if only to balance out the downs.

  • GW's writing style always cracks me up....

  • fourth

  • $18922249

    To down vote... or not to down vote... hmmmm.

  • Interesting approach on odor by masking it from the inside.
    oh well....candy is candy folks, even if it has some freaky science applied to it.
    As long as it doesn't cause zombification. ;)

  • $18922249

    I cant believe some of the shit that people get funded.

  • Well this isn't the worst one I've seen get funded.

  • GamerDarling

    Did anyone else imagine eating a stick of deodorant when reading this headline? Because that's what it kinda made the product sound like.

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