Vending Machine w/ Microwave Nukes Your Food For You

November 7, 2012


This is the $12,000 EatWave, a refrigerated vending machine with an integrated microwave that knows how long to nuke your selection to deliver it STEAMING HOT, like a pile of dog shit on a cold day. I'm not sure if the whole compartment where you pick up your food is the microwave or what, but if it is you can bet your sweet ass I'm gonna try to stick my hand in there while it's on. But for now I just want some candy. Let's see here -- I think I'm going to go with a B-7. Aaaaaaand it's nuking my f***ing peanut butter cups.

Thanks to Clint, who told me his Doritos once got stuck in a vending machine and he had to do what any other normal person would: set the machine on fire. Wait, WHAT? Did you even jumpkick it first?

  • disqus_qZmwtAk61b

    "STEAMING HOT, like a pile of dog shit on a cold day" GW: You're like an artist with your words :)

  • I can finally get my piping hot Gatorade.

  • RiotDX

    Just for the record, nothing that comes out of a microwave can be considered "cooked fresh".

  • Tshepo Ngwenya

    That's pretty awesome! However, microwave ovens don't "nuke" food. They use electromagnetic radiation produced with electrons. They are not nuclear.

  • When people say that they are going to "nuke" their food in the microwave they are just using a metaphor. Most people do not believe microwave ovens are nuclear.

  • 08953Amech

    We have one where I work. They're pretty cool, save for the fact that the microwave has worked for all of a week out of the 9 months I've spent there.

  • *puts idea into suggestion box for university*

  • ZomBBombeR

    I want one for home pronto!

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