This is Trotify, a wooden device powered by your bike's front wheel that makes it sound like you're a horse clopping along down the road whenever you're riding. There's no horse though, it's just you and your handlebar mustache on a bicycle. The £19.99 (~$32) kits come with everything you need to build your own EXCEPT the coconut. The coconut is your responsibility. The folks behind the product need at least 1,000 orders to begin manufacture though, and so far they've only received 119. I dunno, maybe they overestimated the 'bike that sounds like a horse' market. Now a bike that sounds like a rocketship -- that's a million dollar idea.
Hit the jump for a video of the Trotify in action. SPOKEY DOKES FOR LIFE.
Thanks to Yannick, whose bike sounds like a tiger stalking its prey: dead silent. Me? I'm loud as hell when I'm riding my bike because I want people to know I'm there and not kill me.