Seen here lounging in a VERY magical looking living room, a lady models the $35 Gryffindor Uniform Comfy Throw With Sleeves. It's not actually a Snuggie like I said in the title though -- Snuggies are a name brand, and this is not. Unfortunately, you're not a Gryffindor so this product isn't for you. "Yes I am too!" No, you're not. And if you WERE a Gryffindor you're like a young Neville Longbottom sort of Gryffindor and nobody wants to be like that. Me? When I put the Sorting Hat on it started puking. That means I get to choose my house! "Dammit GW, you're a Death Eater." I SWALLOW IT WHOLE.
Thanks to Becca, who agrees they should make little Dobby snuggies for all the ugly kids my friends seem to be having.
This is a one-size-fits-most-adults-except-really-really-fat-ones Totoro cloak. It keeps you warm and makes you look like everyone's favorite neighbor. Unless you have a really busty neighbor who always comes over asking to borrow a cup of sugar IN THE NUDE, in which case whe... / Continue →
This is designer Aga Brzostek's comfy looking Autumn/Winter Chair. That's a bad name, but a good idea. It's a chair with an integrated sweater blanket cover that you can get into and wrap all around you to stay warm on those cold winter nights. Plus if there's a house fire y... / Continue →
The Coz-e, like the Snuggie, is a giant piece of marketing shit. But, to its credit, the Coz-e does add the extra excitement of potential combustion. GET AWAY FROM ME GRANDPA, YOU'RE A SHUFFLING FIRE HAZARD! $68 takes one home, but no amount of money will replace your person... / Continue →