This is the Virgin Mary spotted in a cut log in Utah. The resemblance is pretty uncanny. And by uncanny I mean people need to get a grip and stop spazzing out over stuff like this. If I took a picture every time I saw something that resembled the Virgin Mary I would be a scrapbooking addict by now. Besides, I'm pretty sure the baby Jesus wasn't a turtle. "He looks like Pikachu." OMG, he does look like Pikachu.
Thanks to Randy, who sent me like six different tips in a row. The ol' shotgun approach -- I'll allow it.