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Shoot Me Down The Throat!: A Taco-Firing Cannon

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This is the taco-firing cannon built by Torchy's Tacos in Austin, Texas. It uses compressed carbon dioxide to shoot bandana-wrapped tacos up to 200-feet and into the hands of a lucky bystander. Or, if I was there, into the hands of a man who just punched and kicked everyone else in the crowd screaming, "THOSE ARE MY TACOS, TOUCH ONE AND DIE." I take my tacos very seriously. Burritos? Meh -- I might stab you for one depending on where it's from. "Taco Bell?" YOU'RE A DEAD MAN. "Del Taco?" DEAD WITH A SIDE OF EXTRA DEAD. Still, the whole eating thing -- that's a lot of work. That's why I just came up with what might very well be my best idea ever. "Fire tacos straight up your ass and save yourself all the chewing?" *wink* When I bend over pull the trigger as fast as you can.

Hit the jump for one more shot and a video of a crowd scrambling for shot tacos.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who's no stranger to Choco Taco suppositories. I heard the cold is supposed to be good for you.

There are Comments.
  • porkleaker

    Loud hipsters eating road taco, not obnoxious at all.

  • That's nothing! I've got a baby cannon.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    is that a euphemism about your vagina?

  • ZomBBombeR

    and the tears begin...

  • ZomBBombeR

    I laughed my fuckin' ass off and felt the need to spell it all out still laughing.

  • $18922249

    I chuckled...

  • Harold

    Holy shit, all those creatures rushing to grab scraps of food off the floor.

  • If you'd kill for Taco Bell, you'd commit genocide for Torchy's.

  • Mike n Ike

    Dude, i tried torchy's in austin for the first time last month (im from CA), that stuff is AMAZING

  • Revolution in fast service.

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