This is a Minas Tirith wedding cake lovingly baked by Audrey Konyha Vigh (aka The Cake Geek -- links to Facebook with shots of the whole process) for a couple's special day. On my special day? I want pies instead of cakes. "It's not about what you want." God, it never is. When I was in 3rd grade the girls used to call me babe-magnet and chase me around on the playground because I was such a handsome little devil. Now I'm like a babe repulsion cannon that fires grenades and has a flamethrower attachment. Always an usher, never a groom. "You've never been a groomsman?" NOPE. My friends all hate me/think I'll get wasted and ruin everything.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees my wedding cake will hopefully have a metal file baked inside it so I can escape prison and divorce the man who made me marry him.
Hey so I puked on my feet in the shower this morning so if I disappear at any point today it's probably because I went to go do it again. Call an ambulance if you don't hear from me but make up a fake name and do NOT let them take me to the hospital because I don't have the mo... / Continue →
This is a series of memorable scenes from the Lord of the Rings trilogy imagined in a stained glass style by DeviantARTist breathing2004 (aka Jian Guo). They're all beautifully done, and if I found a magic lamp right now I'd probably use a wish to live inside one of them. The... / Continue →
Stop staring at my gut!
This is an Eye of Sauron birthday cake. I've seen other Eye of Sauron birthday cakes before, but this is the best one to date. How long will it hold the title? Only time will tell!
One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor and Eat an Eye of Sauron Cake [... / Continue →