This is a one-size-fits-most-adults-except-really-really-fat-ones Totoro cloak. It keeps you warm and makes you look like everyone's favorite neighbor. Unless you have a really busty neighbor who always comes over asking to borrow a cup of sugar IN THE NUDE, in which case where do you live and are there any cheap places for sale? I heard now is a great time to buy. You can purchase the Totoro cloak HERE for $60 or HERE for $27. No clue if they're all the same quality (although I assume they all come from the same factory), but when you're on a budget like me, quality comes second. "What comes first?" Beer -- I sold my bike to buy beer. There, I said it.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots, including one that looks like me when I fall asleep on the commode.
Thanks to Brandi, who claims she has an invisibility Snuggie. WHAT?! When and where do you do your laundry?